In my Dreams!

So Katie says I need to start writing down my dreams because she finds them hilarious. I think it may have to do with our choice of beverages but we shall see.

Two nights ago I dreamt that my brothers ordered a baby king cobra on line. For some reason they decided to keep it in an old cardboard box of Lego's. After a few hours they got tired of it so Tim tossed it down the stairs (jerk!). I Of course was totally exasperated and tried to explain WHY you can't just toss a baby cobra down the stairs into the living room and expect it to be ok!

So I go to find it and put it someplace safe, like a nice terrarium (I love terrariums). Of course it was out of the box and slithering around the room, so I'm looking under the couch and moving stuff around and I spot Tim's old amp. It's open in the back, so I tip it up to look and BAM! Cobra bites me in the EYE, my left eye, BTW. I still have a totally clear memory of it striking me in the eye. It gets my lower eyelid and scrapes the top part of my eyeball. I could feel the pain of the bite and the venom starting to numb and burn my eye.

Was I terrified? NO! I was just so pissed at Tim. "SEE??!" I say this is why you CANNOT throw a cobra down the stairs!!"