Points to you if you know what the title refers to. The unwinnable test on Star Trek that Kirk beat by cheating (sort of). Also:
This adorable kitten.
Found on a busy road, suffering from pneumonia, malnutrition and ear mites. This kitten was in an unwinnable situation. Just after getting on antibiotics it went downhill fast.
It was the weekend so we called the emergency vet. They said all they could do is put the kitten on oxygen and get x-rays done and it would cost $1000. a night minimum. Keep in mind we had had the kitten for 5 days at this point. I was already very attached, but a grand a night?? Just not even possible. I was a mess. The kitten can hardly breathe. Can't lay down, can't eat because every time her head goes down she can't breathe at all. What do we do?
Pick up some canisters of oxygen at the hardware store.
We propped the kitty carrier up and rolled up towels so she could rest with her head up so she could breathe, and piped the oxygen on super low into the carrier. A canister lasted about 45 minutes. We did 5 canisters in the first 24 hours. In between treatments I'd give her eye droppers of KMR and pedialyte. In the first day she hardly moved and I was not at all sure she'd make it. Believe me, I did not sleep. It was agonizing.
By the next day I felt like there was improvement, she was lapping more out of the eyedropper and seemed to breathe a little better. Another 24 hours of oxygen and milk/Pedialyte. By Monday she was eating again and we were both able to get a good night's sleep. This lucky, lucky baby cheated death yet again!
A trip to the vet after the last round of antibiotics (20 days total!) and we found out it's a girl! This whole time we thought it was a boy kitten. I'll admit it, I went right out and bought a pretty grey collar with a pink flower and bow on it. So her name is Kobayashi Maru, just Maru for short.
As for giving her up, no way. Not after what I went through to keep her alive. The other kitties will just have to deal with it!
Dec. 24 update: Izzy is dealing just fine but I couldn't deal with Katie's disappointed over the name. She says it just reminds her of Kobe (an awesome restaurant) and she hates it. So after nearly a month without a name. We settled on....Lucy. Honestly I think it fits her better and she already answers to it.