Monday, April 4, 2011

Google

I love google.

It has the answers, or at least a close approximation of them, for every question. For instance, tonight I googled 'does a kiln get hot enough to cremate a human body'. The answer is yes by the way. Even a low quality kiln reaches high enough temps to cremate a body quite quickly. One hour per 100 pounds body weight.

Also searched by me: is bone cancer hereditary? How much does it cost to set up a bee hive? Will you die if you inject soy sauce into your vein? Is the stone of scone real? Are there new (futurama/pushing daisies/firefly (I love firefly!) episodes?)? However the most searched question is "WHO IS THAT? What have they been in???

I have to say all of my google questions have to do with tv or movies I'm watching at the moment. Also, most involve alchohol.

However Google, or the human race perhaps, has failed on this one question: How much does it cost to start a crematorium?

The question has been asked at least once before, but with no answer. Google...you disappointed me.

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